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Sunday, 12 August 2007

Eight Random Facts

I've been tagged to reveal eight random facts about me but in the spirit of not following the rules, I am going to reveal eight dark secrets that no-one else knows.

1. I sometimes wish my husband would leave me so I could buy a trendy studio in the inner city with a gym and a pool and a cleaning lady

2. I get so angry pushing a trolley around in the grocery store that I imagine what it would be like to smash the face of the woman holding me up repeatedly into the baked beans cans

3. I wish I could be anorexic or bulimic but I love food too much and can't stand vomiting

4. I generally feel smarter than everyone else

5. I am adopted and use it as an excuse to not have a very good relationship with my parents

6. I don't like being touched or fondled. I don't like people invading my personal space. I would rather rough sex than tender love making

7. I have no maternal instincts. Babies and children do not interest me at all

8. I would rather be thin than healthy. I smoke because I know I will be fatter and hungrier if I stop (because I tried it once)

Now I bet that list didn't endear me to anyone. But I challenge you to post 8 secrets that reveal your dark side. How brave are you? I'll be checking your blogs with interest.

6 comments:

  1. Wow, you are kinda brave posting those ones mate! I can totally relate to several of yours, the only one I reckon you might want to work on is No 8, cos being thin is nice,but being healthy is paramount... you can be thin in your coffin in 50 years time!

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  2. Great post. I'll do it.

    Bravo.

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  3. Hey! What a brave post.... I will do it but I am going to need a few days to get my head around it....
    S x

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  4. Well done! ok im seriously considering it.... i think it would be a good thing to reveal he dark side....

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  5. .. OK im game... i'll d it!

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  6. Woooow. Very brave. I find myself agreeing with you on more than one! Or two! Or three! Or four! But I'm way too chicken to reveal which ones! Good job!

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