Eight Random Facts

I've been tagged to reveal eight random facts about me but in the spirit of not following the rules, I am going to reveal eight dark secrets that no-one else knows.

1. I sometimes wish my husband would leave me so I could buy a trendy studio in the inner city with a gym and a pool and a cleaning lady

2. I get so angry pushing a trolley around in the grocery store that I imagine what it would be like to smash the face of the woman holding me up repeatedly into the baked beans cans

3. I wish I could be anorexic or bulimic but I love food too much and can't stand vomiting

4. I generally feel smarter than everyone else

5. I am adopted and use it as an excuse to not have a very good relationship with my parents

6. I don't like being touched or fondled. I don't like people invading my personal space. I would rather rough sex than tender love making

7. I have no maternal instincts. Babies and children do not interest me at all

8. I would rather be thin than healthy. I smoke because I know I will be fatter and hungrier if I stop (because I tried it once)

Now I bet that list didn't endear me to anyone. But I challenge you to post 8 secrets that reveal your dark side. How brave are you? I'll be checking your blogs with interest.