Dear Whoosh Fairy
I hereby present my ticket to the 50's which I have paid for in full.
I have been a faithful and loyal subject.
I still believe in you even though it has been a long time since I have felt your presence.
I humbly request you to visit while I sleep, wave your magic wand and dissolve the last kilo of fat.
I promise that I will repay your kindness by loving, nuturing and celebrating my body.
I will continue to sacrifice all processed food and dry carbs every day on your altar.
I will rejoice and give thanks for any number that starts with a "5".
Please help me.
Cindy said I should put your picture here as a token of my dedication so here it is: