Prayer to Miss Whoosh

Dear Whoosh Fairy

I hereby present my ticket to the 50's which I have paid for in full.

I have been a faithful and loyal subject.

I still believe in you even though it has been a long time since I have felt your presence.

I humbly request you to visit while I sleep, wave your magic wand and dissolve the last kilo of fat.

I promise that I will repay your kindness by loving, nuturing and celebrating my body.

I will continue to sacrifice all processed food and dry carbs every day on your altar.

I will rejoice and give thanks for any number that starts with a "5".

Please help me.

AMEN

Cindy said I should put your picture here as a token of my dedication so here it is: