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Friday, 6 March 2009

Diagnosis Dr Blogland

Consider the following symptoms ...

- period 10 days overdue
- no weight loss
- bouts of nausea and dizziness
- no energy
- increased hunger
- bloating
- mood swings
- contraception = withdrawal method

And the answer is __________________

I know you have all been thinking it, and so have I.

So I peed on a stick this morning.

And the result is ....







NEGATIVE

*cries with relief*

So the real diagnosis is not eating enough feck’n food to fuel your intense training and lifestyle.

6 comments:

  1. the withdrawal method?

    which loosely translated to 'reality' is: NONE.

    woman. you walkin' the knives edge there darls.

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  2. what!? withdrawl is such a bad idea! men "dribble before they shoot" if you will. wow i feel like a health teacher trying to be clever. my appologies

    Kelly Turner
    www.everygymsnightmare.com

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  3. Thank fook for that! Phew, that was lucky. Or maybe just good management on Mr Katie's behalf (hehehe).

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  4. Early menopause?
    My mum went through menopause at 32. Poor love!

    Hope you're ok gorgeous.
    S X

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  5. Oh you nearly had me there! Good news... more food is easy fixed :)

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  6. LOL! You crack me up! haha Nicole xx

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