Scene: Glebe Markets this morning
Cast: Mr and Mrs Katie, Kindly Chinese gentleman
Chinese man (to Mr Katie):
Good morning sir, can I give you a free 5 minute massage this morning?
Mr Katie:
If I barely let my wife touch me, I am hardly going to let you come anywhere near me am I?
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Irony
I set out to buy a Buddha statue today so I can create a wee altar where I can meditate to make me calm and happy.
I couldn't find anything I wanted, which made me fucking annoyed!
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Unfair
Why don't carrots, or apples, or spinach taste anything like hash browns or potato wedges? Why can't healthy food taste more like the crappy stuff?
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Reality Check
Is there really anyone who trains daily like a madwoman, who devotes a large amount of time to working out really hard, who can survive without carbs as an ongoing lifestyle choice? I am beginning to think not.
Is there anyone out older than 30 and taller than 5'4" with a history of obesity who has managed to hit the 50's (kilos) and actually STAYED there? Please tell me how to do it ...
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We are formed and molded by our thoughts. Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts give joy when they speak or act. Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them. - Buddha
Devoting a large amount of time working out really hard every day like a madwoman requires carbs!
ReplyDeleteI guess the only madwomen who potentially live this hellish existence is the Renee Zellweggers of the world. She might have $100 million bucks and George Clooney but she looks SOOOOO hungry.
i love that quote - i have read it many times.
ReplyDeleteirony again - i was NOT looking for a buddha statue yesterday whilst out with reece.. and i found a whole pack, buddha statue and book on buddhas teachings for $14.99 instead of $49.99!!!
sorry love!
but i wish i has've got two now.. one for you!
it was at angus and robertson in birkenhead point.. maybe u should go this arvo.. they had another one! it was a beautiful little pack
I'd like to know the answer to that last question as well.
ReplyDeleteI have a very buddist belief system myself and find that it works for me swimmingly. I have a big turquoise buddha in my back yard in the garden who I look at daily. Sucks about the veges doesn't it? I miss sweet potato.
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