100 Day Challenge - Day 88 - Commence Recruitment

Position : Pirate Partners

Job Description : Supports the expedition from afar. Pirate partners would never set off an adventure themselves but have respect and admiration for those who do.
Eligible : Family, friends, partners (people who don't have health and fitness as a priority)

Applicants must:

• support the Captain in fair seas and in foul
  
• never make jokes about her size (big or little)
• abstain from eating takeaway food in front of her when she is in fat loss mode
• never offer food with the phrase 'one bite won't hurt you'
• stay out of the kitchen when she is late home and trying to cook her dinner
• know where to buy Skinny Cow ice-cream and soy protein powder
• leave the chicken breast meat on the BBQ chicken while eating all the skin
• understand her gym obsession
• know if she is eating carbs or not and which vegetables are 'allowed'
• wash her smelly workout clothes
• comfort her when she thinks she is fat
• avoid buying chocolates or cupcakes as a sign of affection
• not expect her to go out to eat very often
• look like Johnny Depp

Successful applicant = Mr KatieP (love his guts)

Position : Pirate Crew

Job Description : In search of their own buried treasure and are willing share their journey to make getting the booty easier for everyone.
Eligible : Forum participants, fellow bloggers, weight loss group members, gym goers, athletes, health and fitness professionals

Applicants must:

• support the Captain in fair seas and in foul
  
• tell the Captain when she is on a crazy diet plan or over-training and suggest a better plan
  
• understand how a number on the scales can make her cry
  
• talk her down when she wants to drown in fat and sugar to ease life's pain
  
• lift heavier or ran faster than the Captain so she is compelled to compete
  
• remind her how well she is doing when she can't see any progress
• question her explanations when they start to resemble excuses
  
• tell the captain what you did when the same thing happened to you
  
• remain loyal even when the ship is sinking or is lost at the bottom of the ocean
• remind her that she is not alone, she is not weird, and that Pirate's aren't normal
• look like Johnny Depp or Pauline Nordin

Successful applicants = Skinny Bones Pirates of Potential, weight loss and fitness bloggers, online experts like Tom Venuto and figure athletes.

Bonus Bone Task

• What top 3 qualities do you look for in your Pirate Partner(s)?
• What top 3 qualities do you look for in your Crew?
• Are the positions filled?

Tomorrow we look at the special position of first mate -- she is so important and crucial to our success that she gets an entire post of her own!

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